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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 05:56

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

Deadly fungus that can 'eat you from the inside out' is now in the U.S. and quickly spreading around the world - Earth.com

Loons and Moons

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Do handsome guys intimidate women or people in general?

Still no good.

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Keyshawn Davis vs. Edwin De Los Santos canceled after Davis' massive weight miss, Abdullah Mason to headline - Yahoo Sports

Just Forget it!

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

What are the 10 things you regret doing in your life?

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

share office space ...

Oracle Stock Surges for Second Straight Day After Strong Results, Rosy Outlook - Investopedia

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Do you share your food easily? With whom, and why?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why do atheists always argue about the existence of suffering in the world as meaning God doesn't exist when it doesn't prove anything?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Star-shaped brain cells may underpin the brain's massive memory storage - Live Science

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

More Americans applied for jobless benefits last week, rising to highest level in eight months - PBS

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Rockies Become 1st Team in Modern MLB History to Lose 50 Games Before Winning 10 Games - Bleacher Report

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

Why am I totally different than others? Why do I have a problem with my basic knowledge about society and reality? Why am I dumb and stupid?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

Keir Starmer calls for Iran to return to negotiating table - BBC