What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 29.06.2025 05:56

Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Do handsome guys intimidate women or people in general?
Still no good.
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
What are the 10 things you regret doing in your life?
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
share office space ...
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No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Do you share your food easily? With whom, and why?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
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